Dental Natropathy
I just had a phone call that went something like:
Receptionist: Hello, Paddington medical centre
Me: Hi, I’d like to make dental appointment with John McKenny.
Receptionist: A dental appointment?
Me: Yes.
Receptionist: I’m sorry but John McKenny is a natropath who used to work here. We don’t have any dentists.
Me: Hmmm, I think Medibank Private have stuffed up their records somehow then. I think it’s probably best if I don’t let Mr McKenny near my teeth.
Receptionist: That’s probably a good idea.
Mental note: Find a better health insurance fund.