How To Start A Riot
Ingredients A few thousand Java developers (at 8:30am no less) 1 Security Guard A selective entry policy to a keynote speech Steps 1. Gather the Java developers at the widest available entrance and pack them in nice and tight. 2. Using the security guard, try to stop them from going through the entrance. 3. Attempt to extract the conference alumni from the crowd and allow them to go through first. I have no idea whether or not the security guard eventually let us through - se disappeared from view and I haven't seen her again. It's quite possible she was trampled.
December 16th, 2004 at 8:10 am
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January 11th, 2005 at 1:28 am
my name is andyb and i want to start a riot at my school. send me some tips to start this !
January 28th, 2005 at 6:53 am
i would also like to start a riot at my school i think that would be funny for a wile we manged to start a semi riot by acuusing the lunch staff of bad food but it didnt go anywere i wont a full on riot so please any tips would be most apreccated
February 24th, 2005 at 8:34 am
If your school has a cs course and security guards you can combine the two
July 16th, 2005 at 8:55 pm
I want to start a riot big enough to overthrow my school! send tips please
September 28th, 2005 at 7:10 am
There are a lot of riots. I go to a school in england in cheltenham. Here are my tips to start a riot!!:
1) find some stairs but make sure at the bottom there is some doors which are lockable.
2) Lock the doors but attach something on them that you can open from a safe range!
3) loads of ppl will flock down the stairs but wont be able to get out without getinh back up!
4) when there are loads of ppl there open the doors, and floods of ppl will fall threw, make sure your first aider is avaulable though. Some people have been tramped and sadly died from this.
so be careful!!!
November 12th, 2005 at 4:38 pm
I need to start two different types of riots, one for school and I’m sure you’ve heard of the KKK coming to austin tx on november 5th because of the whole gay marriage thing so the next time they or anyone else that comes so I and several others can raise hell.Any tips would be most appreciatied.
January 4th, 2006 at 2:27 am
u guys are crazy
March 11th, 2006 at 8:55 am
The whole idea of riots is that they aren’t “pre-meditated”. Riots occur spontaneously usually. If riots were planned, why would they all be the same - mindless violence?