(I’m starting a $NAME has lost it series if you were wondering. Blame Leo.) Anyway, Stallman’s lost it.

But the major source of this problem today is Java, because people who write free software often feel Java is sexy Oh Java, you sexy thing you. Admittedly the sexiness of Java is starting to make life a little difficult. I can’t get any work done because I just sit there looking at it. When I walk down the street hand in hand with Java, people wolf whistle. I go to a bar and every guy in the place tries to steal Java away from me. Maybe I should get in touch with “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy” and get them to give me the full makeover so I can be as sexy as Java is.

A young friend of mine who’s just starting out in the world of programming and has ambitions of becoming a software engineer asked me for work experience today. I couldn’t think of anyway that could give him the support he needs (note: if you know of a company in Brisbane or surrounding areas that could provide some work experience for a year 11 student that’s starting out in programming please let me know – I think a September timeframe fits in with his school well). Instead I suggested he sink his teeth into any and every programming problem he could find. Naturally he asked me to suggest some and I figured while I’m at it I may as well publish them. So over the next few weeks or months I’ll be writing up some sample programming exercises along with some of my thoughts on how to go about solving them and posting them to the web. The first one’s available now. I’m sure there’s plenty of examples and tutorials around on the web but I wanted to take the contrived examples and make them a little more real world. As such, all the exercises will start with a semi-formal set of system requirements (similar to what most contractors are given) and a discussion of design techniques and other software engineering considerations is included. The examples are language agnostic and are intended to focus on giving problem solving and programming experience rather than learning a specific language. I’d love to hear of any other good resources people can point out as well as any comments on the examples – things to add, things to improve, things to cut out etc.

Rich Bowen commented on a local church holding a festival in a local park as outreach. His comments hit home pretty hard with me because just recently I helped organise a festival for my local church.

In other words, the primary purpose of advertising is to lie to the customer in order to get them to find your product attractive. Evangelism is advertising. Advertising is all about getting a message out about something, it doesn’t have to be a product and it doesn’t have to be a lie. For instance, political advertisements don’t have a product, they advertise a philosphy and encourage you to take action about it. Major product recalls often happen through advertisements, they’re not selling you something, and they’re entirely factual. Just because world is so full of false and misleading advertising doesn’t mean that every advertisement is just out to lie to you and get you to buy something.

Following my complaints yesterday I think I’ve finally managed to get XSLT working correctly in perl. The secret: ignore the obvious choice (XML::XSLT) and use XML::LibXML and XML::LibXSLT in combination. Then use fink heavily as well. Try to avoid using CPAN or installing perl modules by hand until you don’t have a choice. Step 1: Install expat, libxml, libxslt and sablotron using fink. Install anything else that looks vaguely XML related while you’re there too. Step 2: Using fink, install every XML or XSLT related perl package you can find. Step 3: Using CPAN run: install XML::LibXML. Step 4: Using CPAN run: install XML::LibXSLT Then use code similar to: `my $parser = XML::LibXML->new(); my $xslt = XML::LibXSLT->new(); my $stylesheet = $xslt->parse_stylesheet_file($xsl);

I’ve been wanting to develop a “dashboard” style system to information from a bunch of different systems at work. Since we use an awful lot of XML around the place at work the easiest way to do that is most likely to use XSLT to transform the various XML feeds into HTML to be displayed and piece it all together into one page. Systems that don’t speak XML could have a gateway developed for them easily enough. Anyway, I figured I’d write a few simple perl scripts to piece the various XSTLs together and make it all work, hopefully develop something fairly pluggable so that it’s easy to add new feeds as required. So I went looking for XSLT processors for perl and wasn’t particularly impressed with anything I found. The XSLT I had been using and that worked with both XAlan and MSXML but barfed with XML::XSLT. The other XSLT libraries I found either failed to compile on OS X or failed to run once installed. Now admittedly that’s mostly going to be my lack of knowledge of C and perl but I was surprised there wasn’t a simple, standard XSLT processor. So then I tried PHP and while it has XSLT commands that looked promising, they weren’t compiled in to my copy of PHP. It appears to be off by default in PHP because it depends on a bunch of native libraries that may not be present on most systems. So in the end, I think I’ll write the system in Java simply because it’s actually good at handling XSLT. Why isn’t XSLT straight forward in other languages? It seems that they’re trying to leverage off existing C libraries to save having to write a complete XML parser and XSLT processor natively in the language. Unfortunately, that seems to introduce a number of headaches when actually trying to use the libraries. I guess Java makes communicating with C libraries more difficult than with languages like perl or PHP and that in combination with it’s dedication to cross-platform support seems to have given it an big advantage in situations like this by not encouraging the reuse of existing code in another language. It certainly makes it a heck of a lot easier for users of the language. So what am I missing? Is there a simple way to get a fully compliant XSLT processor in an effective scripting language? Is there another scripting language that’s good for piecing together simple systems that does have straight-forward XSLT support? Python? Ruby? Help!

I hate how slow Entourage is when accessing an imap server. Most of it’s problems stem from the fact that it only downloads things from the server when you actually ask for them. While that’s great for saving bandwidth, it means a lot of latency between clicking on a message and actually getting to see it – particularly since Entourage and imapd don’t seem to get on much and occassionally just hang the connection.

You know, I can understand Leo being disappointed at my dropping out of his powerbook acquisition scheme but I didn’t expect him to get nasty:

Also, I know need to find a way to stick it to Adrian. There’s but one way: I need the 17″ model now (he got a 15″). I think someone’s compensating for something. The fact that my first comment to my housemate (who owns a 12″ powerbook) was “this should put an end to your computing supremacy” not withstanding. Of course I think Leo’s desperation is getting in the way of his logic now:

Well my new PowerBook G4 is up and running and it’s amazing how much difference in speed there is compared to my old 400Mhz clunker. I’ve only got 256MB of RAM in the new one at the moment (the old had 384MB) which I’ll upgrade once my bank account recovers a bit, but things absolutely fly! I just tried our latest product which does some pretty intensive stuff with XML and is a bit on the slow side on both my development machine at work (700Mhz Celeron believe it or not) and my old powerbook. It flys on this little baby though! The keyboard on the new laptop is better than the old one too, much to my surprise. I loved the only powerbook keyboards, but these new ones feel even better. More “oomph” to the keys. The speakers have improved out of sight as well. I can actually listen to music through the builtin speakers and quite enjoy it instead of cringing at the tinny sound. It’s obviously still not as good as a really nice stereo system but very nice all the same. Mostly though, I’m appreciating all the extra hard drive space. Going from a 10GB hard drive to a 60GB drive really makes a difference. I’m currently in the process of moving my data back off of the external firewire drive and onto the internal drive. The firewire drive wasn’t bad but it’s so nice to not have to plug an extra device in to use your laptop all the time. It also tends to drain the battery. Speaking of battery, it’s nice to have a shiny new battery as well. The one in my old laptop was really starting to get worn out. The other thing I’ve immediately appreciated is having a CD burner in my laptop. I listen to all my music using iTunes on my laptop and all the music is carefully rated and sorted, being able to easily make a CD to listen to in the car using all those ratings is wonderful. I was really starting to get sick of the CDs I had in the car. All that goodness and I haven’t even started playing with GarageBand yet – I’ve been looking forward to getting my hands on it for quite a while.

It seems that Leo Simmons and my plans to acquire powerbooks isn’t working, I went out and purchased a 15″ PowerBook for myself. Sorry Leo, but you can’t have my crappy old 15″ powerbook, it’s most likely going to my Nan. Though if someone does give me a shiny new 17″ powerbook you can have my shiny new 15″…

It appears that my back to back rants pretty much completely took over Planet Apache the other day. er, sorry about that… I’ll try to use my “extended entry” box a little more in future…

In response to this, I have a few things to say. Firstly I thought the original article was very much on target – opensource software *does* suffer from poor user interfaces and it is typically because it’s so difficult to get a cohesive UI out of a widely dispersed group of people, from different cultures and in different time zones. The particular issues I had with that particular response:

The newly designed save and open dialogs are a great example of the simplicity the GNOME project seeks to achieve. True, the dialogs may irk those who like tab completion and other esoteric features (I’m guessing their issues will be worked out in future releases) the boxes are notably simpler and clearer than their Windows counterparts. And they look just like the OS X file dialogs. Not to mention the fact that the extra mouse click introduced by the “browse for other folders” toggle makes the user interface slower and less intuitive. It was a mistake when Apple put it in and it’s a mistake when Gnome copied it – hopefully the Gnome mob were smart enough to make the dialog remember whether the user wants it expanded or not (as Apple eventually managed to do).

Jono Bacon comments on how XUL could be great for providing more interactive web applications. My take on it: he’s gone off the deep end. I just don’t get what the current obsession is for having to run everything in a web browser these days.

This framework not only brings the web browser out of the dark ages in terms of the potential for interaction, but the Mozilla developers made the right choice and picked XML as the language for specifying user interfaces. See here and here for why XML not a good programming language.